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Do you have a boyfriend? (Yes) Do you mess around? (No) Would you hold still while I do? |
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| # 2 |
If you were the Virgin Mary, could I bless you? |
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| # 3 |
I want to spend the rest of my life with you. |
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| # 4 |
Is your name Brandy? Because your the best liqueur I have ever had. |
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| # 5 |
Do you have a boyfriend? No. Want one?(if yes: Want another one?) |
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| # 6 |
Guy: What’s your name? Girl: Danielle Guy: Oh… I thought it was Aphrodite. |
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| # 7 |
Hi. My name is Laura. I’ll be your playtoy tonight. |
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| # 8 |
All the other girls are just rough Drafts … but i think you are the FINAL COPY!! |
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| # 9 |
What’s wrong with the chics in here? They just don’t like gorgeous guys anymore… |
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| # 10 |
Are you a parking ticket? Cause you got FINE written all over you! |
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| # 11 |
You got something on your chest: my eyes |
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| # 12 |
So, tell me about yourself, your dreams, your ambitions, your phone number. |
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| # 13 |
All those curves! And me with no brakes! |
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| # 14 |
Can you please scratch my back? My arms are far too muscular for me to reach. |
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| # 15 |
Excuse me, but would you like to hold the priesthood? |
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| # 16 |
(after the target walks in) And out of nowhere comes the sunshine!! |
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| # 17 |
Were your parents Greek Gods, ’cause it takes two gods to make a goddess. |
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| # 18 |
Are you from Tennessee? ‘Cause you’re the only ten I see. |
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| # 19 |
Do you have a name or can I call you mine? |
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| # 20 |
Hi. I’m a dog and I need to bury my bone. |
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| # 21 |
Can I ASS you a question? |
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| # 22 |
Hi, my name is Doug. That’s god spelled backwards with a little bit of you wrapped up in it. |
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| # 23 |
Was your father a farmer? Because you sure have grown some nice melons! |
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| # 24 |
Was your father a ‘meat burgler’? It looks like somebody took fine hams and shoved them down the back of your dress! |
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| # 25 |
I didn’t know that Miss America used to live right here. |
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| # 26 |
You look just like my second wife. Of course I’ve only been married once… |
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| # 27 |
(Put your fingers on the other’s nipples) Hey, here’s (name), comin’ at you with the weather. Can I be your warm front? |
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| # 28 |
I am not a king, but I’ll give you something royal |
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